Archive for March, 2011

This Exists.

Posted in Epic, Gay, Humor/Satire with tags , , on March 29, 2011 by MSchroen

I was born 13 years ago in Washington D.C.
My mother and my father explained the world to me
I listened very closely but I did not agree
Instead I came up with my own philosophy

Don’t tell me that I should act like you
Or do the same as other do
To stand out in a noisy crowd
You must make sure your voice is loud (loud)
To others it sounds false
But that’s the way I roll
I know what I say is true
Let me explain to you

I’m Zack!
Stand back
Class act
You can take it from me, unique!
Tres chique
The peek of fabulosity
Don’t you wish you could be Zachary

I’m not afraid to do my thing despite what I’ve been told
I’d rather watch an apple ____ than the super bowl
I rather dance to Hairspray than my fathers rock n’ roll
I rather eat a hot dog than my mother’s Casserole

I like singing in the Shul
And spending time with friends at school
Or swimming in a swimming pool
As long as the water is not too cool
Gardening and pottery
Cooking and gemmology
Science and technology
They all interest me

I’m Zack!
Stand back
Class act
You can take it from me, unique!
Tres chique
The peek of fabulosity
Don’t you wish you could be me
Zachary

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No Homeo: Part 1.5

Posted in Current Events, Science with tags , , , , on March 25, 2011 by MSchroen

If you are unfamiliar with homeopathy, please see the previous post.

The recent trouble with Japan’s nuclear reactors post-disaster has led to growing fears about radiation sickness and the like.

These issues have been covered by those infinitely more qualified than I.

Instead I refer you here to get a look at exactly the kind of nonsense I described in my previous post, straight from the horse’s mouth.

Here’s a quote to whet your appetite: “If radiation sickness has developed, your homeopath is the best person to advise on remedy treatment dosages and potencies as these will depend on the symptoms you are experiencing and their severity.”

-Mike S.-

No Homeo, bro!

Posted in Current Events, Humor/Satire, Science with tags , , , , , on March 11, 2011 by MSchroen

Supplementary, complementary, and alternative medicine (SCAM) seems to be popping up in the darndest places. No longer are alchemic tinctures and potions sequestered to hippie shops and mom and pop health stores. Continue reading