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This Exists.

Posted in Epic, Gay, Humor/Satire with tags , , on March 29, 2011 by MSchroen

I was born 13 years ago in Washington D.C.
My mother and my father explained the world to me
I listened very closely but I did not agree
Instead I came up with my own philosophy

Don’t tell me that I should act like you
Or do the same as other do
To stand out in a noisy crowd
You must make sure your voice is loud (loud)
To others it sounds false
But that’s the way I roll
I know what I say is true
Let me explain to you

I’m Zack!
Stand back
Class act
You can take it from me, unique!
Tres chique
The peek of fabulosity
Don’t you wish you could be Zachary

I’m not afraid to do my thing despite what I’ve been told
I’d rather watch an apple ____ than the super bowl
I rather dance to Hairspray than my fathers rock n’ roll
I rather eat a hot dog than my mother’s Casserole

I like singing in the Shul
And spending time with friends at school
Or swimming in a swimming pool
As long as the water is not too cool
Gardening and pottery
Cooking and gemmology
Science and technology
They all interest me

I’m Zack!
Stand back
Class act
You can take it from me, unique!
Tres chique
The peek of fabulosity
Don’t you wish you could be me
Zachary

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